May 22, 2013
“Don’t move or ill hit you with my shit spray” - Dave (pickingfights.tumblr.com)

“Don’t move or ill hit you with my shit spray” - Dave (pickingfights.tumblr.com)

May 22, 2013
Sounds like a shitty dubstep club

Sounds like a shitty dubstep club

May 22, 2013

egoidy80adgy:

fuck u and your lemon wedge

May 22, 2013

indebtandbored:

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

I think that’s just that mind of yours

(via nebbercrackers-lawn)

May 22, 2013
High breakfast at the Hi-Tide.

High breakfast at the Hi-Tide.

May 22, 2013

This bitch used to text me asking why her boyfriend couldn’t get a boner. What dude the fuck outta here.

May 22, 2013

(Source: mamiana-qy70, via mojosodope178)

May 22, 2013

Like how is taking a picture of a skinny naked girl embracing a fat naked girl helping anything.

May 22, 2013

In high school if you asked my dean of students how he was he would say “mad at the world and the worlds mad at me” and yeah that describes me perfectly.

May 22, 2013
“You are the most annoying and rude person I have ever met”

Anon. You never met me though.

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