“Don’t move or ill hit you with my shit spray” - Dave (pickingfights.tumblr.com)
fuck u and your lemon wedge
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
I think that’s just that mind of yours
This bitch used to text me asking why her boyfriend couldn’t get a boner. What dude the fuck outta here.
Like how is taking a picture of a skinny naked girl embracing a fat naked girl helping anything.
In high school if you asked my dean of students how he was he would say “mad at the world and the worlds mad at me” and yeah that describes me perfectly.
Anon. You never met me though.