“Don’t move or ill hit you with my shit spray” - Dave (pickingfights.tumblr.com)
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
I think that’s just that mind of yours
(via nebbercrackers-lawn)
This bitch used to text me asking why her boyfriend couldn’t get a boner. What dude the fuck outta here.
Like how is taking a picture of a skinny naked girl embracing a fat naked girl helping anything.
In high school if you asked my dean of students how he was he would say “mad at the world and the worlds mad at me” and yeah that describes me perfectly.
Anon. You never met me though.
My butt entertains @SkylerBrittney (Taken with Cinemagram)
most days i think i look 4/10 at best
reblogging bc I am jack skellington
can’t wait to go home and smoookeeee! but i’m gonna start getting tested to be put on the liver transplant list :( i don’t really care about...
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I GET TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND TONIGHT AFTER LIKE A YEAR @angelaxmaree #reunitedanditfeelssogood...

its a mystery
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on...
I’m cleaning out my trundle